Animal Crossing villagers will say shit like “Hey, how much water do you think is underneath your fridge from all the ice cubes kicked under? My guess is AT LEAST half a 7-11 Big Gulp! Hey! Call me over on a hot day and I could get a straw and sip it up!”
Edward laying in Bella's bed while she excuses herself to go to the bathroom and he is forced to listen to the plop of each of her poops hitting the toilet water
ever since i saw the “bella taking a shit at the cullens’ house” mood board i haven’t been able to get rid of this mental image. she spends so much time with him. she has to poop though…what does she do? he worries about everything she does, too. does he comment on the quality of her shits? like “bella darling…that one sounded abnormal. are you feeling okay?” or worse, “bella that one smelled particularly awful…hows your stomach?” i’d die. on the spot. is she just perpetually constipated????? how does this work?!?!
today i lost a good friend of 15 years. Sandy, my basketlover, egg-watcher, the strange and silly woman who liked hanging her arms off my bedframe.
may she have one thousand Temptations™, one thousand vases of wet food, one thousand fowl, geese and ducks and all other things cats live upon. in the afterlife.
